Waffle Irongirl performs ‘Pregnancy and The Bikini Wax’ at Under the Hammer, Coburg, on Friday, April 29, 2016.

Waffle Irongirl accidentally attended a fiction class one day, where she was astounded to be encouraged to make things up. She’s since developed an obsession for poetry and now writes about wonder, wind chimes and waffle irons. Other obsessions not beginning with ‘w’ include second-hand bookstores and the perfect granola recipe.

Benjamin Solah